17 May 2008

I Don't Understand...

With props to Carole & Karen & Carlos:

I Don't Understand...


Why my 4-year-old wakes up at the crack of dawn on days when we have nowhere to go, but would sleep till ten (if I let her) when we have an early appointment!!!

Why people try to excuse evil by calling it "insanity."

Why I get so many political advertisement phone calls;
I mean, honestly, has a pre-recorded phone call EVER influenced someone's decision to vote???

Why people equate being skinny with being "healthy."

Why they didn't decide to make the new Indiana Jones flick 15 years ago before Harrison Ford needed Bengay and Denture cream?

Why it's perfectly fine to jump up and down, raise your hands, and clap at a rock concert, but if you do it at church, you're a charismatic freak.

Why dogs can't be house-trained as easily as cats; they're just as smart, right?

Why car salesmen have to SCREAM at you on their commercials;
it just makes me change the channel.

Why EVERYONE (it seems) has an iPhone except me!!


Tag! You're it; what don't YOU understand?


6 comments:

Shawn said...

"Why it's perfectly fine to jump up and down, raise your hands, and clap at a rock concert, but if you do it at church, you're a charismatic freak."

HA,Ha,HA I love it!!! I totally agree. If I can yell and scream for LSU I BETTER be able to do it for my Jesus!!!

FeatherIron said...

I-Phone and I-Pod, I have neither.

Lesley said...

This is fun! I just did this on my blog too!

No I-Phone here! Which is probably a good thing since I am "technically challenged!" I would probably just mess it up anyway!!

The political phone calls drive me CRAZY too! What a huge waste of time and money! Surely there is a more effective way of campaigning!

Love the one about Harrison Ford remaking the Indiana Jones movie! Don't forget about Sylvester Stallone remaking Rocky and Rambo!

Aleica "Red" said...

Don't get me started on the "don't understands.... especially when it comes to fast food establishments!!! (See your earlier post on this subject!!)

Well, I'l do just one. I can't help it. This one is so obvious. I can't believe you left it off... I don't understand Al Gore and others screaming about global warming Yada yada yada and flying in their own jet fuel sucking, hot air burning (not al, the plane), pollution making personal airplane!!!

Seeker of the Truth said...

I love the Al Gore comment (or Algore, as Rush Limbaugh calls him - like Igore)

I don't understand the obvious one

"Why do we park on driveways and drive on Parkways"?

Seeker of the Truth said...

Oh yes...I have an iPhone ;>)

Actually if you're technically challenged, it's the phone for you. It's some of the best money I've ever spent.